Hey FT, You are not going to believe what I found today in the sky club! I was searching for an open outlet, when I found this dusty paper back book behind some worn out furniture. The book had "Rules for delta enhancements" written on the cover! It turns out it was an instruction manual written by delta executives for all delta employees with regard to enhancements! I thought I would share the contents here but I encourage you add additional rules to help delta executives out in the future!
The first rule of a delta enhancement is: You do not talk negatively about a delta enhancement. The second rule of a delta enhancement is: You do not talk negatively about a delta enhancement. Third rule of a delta enhancement: A medallion member yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the enhancement is not over. Fourth rule: only two shots of Gordon's allowed before announcing an enhancement. Fifth rule: one enhancement at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no warning, no complaining. Seventh rule: Enhancements will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If any aspect of the delta experience has not yet been enhanced, then it must be enhanced.
The first rule of a delta enhancement is: You do not talk negatively about a delta enhancement. The second rule of a delta enhancement is: You do not talk negatively about a delta enhancement. Third rule of a delta enhancement: A medallion member yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the enhancement is not over. Fourth rule: only two shots of Gordon's allowed before announcing an enhancement. Fifth rule: one enhancement at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no warning, no complaining. Seventh rule: Enhancements will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If any aspect of the delta experience has not yet been enhanced, then it must be enhanced.